White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
