If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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