you will always have a special place in my vag
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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