Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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