So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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