Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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