So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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