Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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