Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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