Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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