ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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