We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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