My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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