She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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