Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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