I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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