I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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