So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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