is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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