she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize
