On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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