what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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