Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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