also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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