Small penises have feelings too.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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