Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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