windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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