I want to stick my p in your. b.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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