Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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