Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We need to rekindle our bromance
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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