there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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