There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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