I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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