I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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