Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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