I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
well, you know. whores of a feather.