I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.