Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.

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(845): View more from New York

i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7

(1-845): View more from New York

id pin you as more of an 8

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(972): View more from Texas

90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina

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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.

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(207): View more from Maine

She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks

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(775): View more from Nevada

she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend

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(562): View more from California

as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.

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(616): View more from Michigan

do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?

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(812): View more from Indiana

They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.

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