I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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