Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize