Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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