I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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