They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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