Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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