the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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