I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she smelled like a LAN party
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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