And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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