Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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