Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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