ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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