I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You're a disaster
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