Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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