Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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