Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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